Everyone knows alcohol can kill you, but you might not know just how fast. When it comes to full-on alcohol poisoning, it’s perfectly possible for booze to bring your life to an end in five minutes. Literally – five minutes after consumption, you could be dead. Alcohol poisoning kills thousands all over the world every year, yet remains comprehensively legal and cheap. Which is moronic. By contrast, cannabis will not kill you because it cannot kill you. There has never been a single case in recorded history where a person has died from overdosing on cannabis. The reason being that in terms of toxicity, the amount of cannabis you’d have to get through to kill you…well, let’s just say it’s not going to happen.