Generally speaking, it’s never a good idea to tell a stoner how to smoke pot. The reason being that one thing all seasoned stoners will no doubt agree on is the fact that as long as you enjoy what it is you are doing, there’s really no such thing as a ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ way of doing it. There’s some common sense in there somewhere, but still…each to their own and whatnot.

That being said however, if you have any intention of calling yourself a true stoner and living a respectable stoner life, there are in fact certain rules you must be prepared to live by. It may come across as something as a paradox – potheads don’t tend to be the kinds of people who relish the idea of living their lives in accordance with rules. And that of course counts double if you happen to live in a region where the thing you love most on Earth is still declared the root of all evil.

But to brush these unfortunate thoughts under the carpet for just a moment, wherever you live and whatever your take on stoner life, chances are you see cannabis as less of a lifestyle choice, more of a religious experience. And as a religious experience, you should be more than willing to enjoy it in accordance with the 10 stoner commandments to live your life by.

And here they are: