The joint makes its way back to you after passing through the hands of your five mates, but one left the roach soggier than a whale’s blowhole. It’s not like it happened as some random act of weird science – somebody slavered all over the damn thing and made it grosser than gross. And of course, nobody’s ever going to admit to it…even though it’s usually pretty obvious who’s to blame. If it’s you, shame on you.