Oh, the delightful irony of this one is almost too much to bear! In terms of backstory, we’re clearly looking at a chap who may have had a promising swimming career ahead of him. The only problem being that…brace yourself for this…he went off the rails and decided to try marijuana! (More shocked gasps…) What a waste, right? All those adoring fans he could have had, and now he’s all alone. Which is precisely why one Michael Phelps was stripped of a sponsorship deal or two a while back, after being pictured hitting a bong. What a waste. Well, apart from the fact that he went on to become the MOST SUCCESSFUL OLYMPIC ATHLETE IN HISTORY!!!!! That’s right…case closed!