The absolutely essential member of any group of stoners and the guy you are completely in love with (and at the mercy of) late in the evening. The chef is (unsurprisingly) the guy who takes on the responsibility of cooking up something, anything at all when the munchies hit max-strength and resources are limited. A few old chicken nuggets, a jar of curry sauce, a couple of bananas and a box of expired Ryvita – set the chef to work and whatever he comes up with, you’ll wolf it down.